Friday, January 23, 2009

Top Ten Dumbest Things in Metal That I Absolutely Love

There's a million dumb things in metal, and this list could be ginormous, but here's some off the top of my head.

10. Nitro's 4 neck guitar, the "quad neck" guitar:

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9. Blackie Lawless- Not only the best name in metal, but he is very dashing as well:

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8. Gutteral Cricket "Vokills"



7. Tom Araya's high pitched screams on early Slayer albums.

6. Iron Maiden "get-ups"

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5. Any song that starts with lightning and or rain or just sounds plain creepy. (btw, this clip is the song Rain in Blood and only has the drum and vocal tracks, no guitars.)



4. "Killed By Death"

3. Caninus band with the death metal "singing" dog

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Not only do I have this record, but I got a Caninus T-shirt too!

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2. Twisted Sister videos





1. Ronnie James Dio (#1 on any list!)

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2 comments:

  1. Nothing dumb about Ronnie James Dio. He was
    an icon and a great songwriter. There was cheese in all aspects of the 80's...it went with the times. Lumping RJD in with Blackie Lawless is somewhat simple minded. Your list is somewhat funny....but lets not get carried away.

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  2. who ever did this is a dumbass and blackie lawless is one of the best songwriter and no one should fuck with W.A.S.P. cause u will get FUCKED like a BEAST!!
    why the fuck u complaining about Iron Maiden those guys are the best of the best and they achieve more than u as well as blackie ;)
    u are a loser

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